Vice-Chanceler; "um, what am I writing again?"

Marketing: "a letter to go on the web page, trying to get everone to come here"

"I can't do that. You know I never bothered doing my English O level"

"Actually they wouldn't enter you. But anyway just be your self... Go on, have a go"

"Dear Student-to-be.. Hi There!

Come to Crapston Trent Polytechnic (or CPT for short, it sounds kinda a modern), cos it's really good and if you do, we get more money to spend. And the more money we have, the more we ca spend on pointless junk mail to students who live hundreds of miles away.

Well c ya then"

Bob Smith - Vice Chancler

Marketing- "er Bob, perhaps we should go for the more formal approach"

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